The House of Representatives Flim-Flam Man, Speaker Paul Ryan has talked about replacing ACA which provides for everyone to be able to obtain and afford health care with everyone being able to have 'access' to health care. Well after an expensive and exhaustive study the DPE has concluded that this goal has been met.
In the United States everyone has access to health care. That's right, if you are sick and need to see a health care worker, be it doctor, nurse, pharmacy, hospital or clinic, you can go right ahead and get it. Yep as long as you can fork over the funds, there will be a health care facility and personnel to treat you. And even if you don't have the funds you can still walk into the facilities and ask for health care. Of course, you won't get it, but that doesn't mean you don't have access to it if you did have the money.
|He got in the door so he had 'access'!|
He don't have the money so he don't
get health care. Not our fault says GOP
If you need prescription drugs, no problem. Just walk up with your prescription and hand over, say $80,000 for the necessary dosage and there you are. Don't have $80k, well too bad, take two aspirin and whatever you do don't call us in the morning. BUT YOU DO HAVE ACCESS!!!
Gosh, that work's done, thank you Repubicans.