Putting the Affordable Back Into Affordable Care
Despite coming up with a health care plan regarded unfavorably by 83% of the American public the Republicans keep trying to make it worse. In the event they succeed this site has learned the details of the health insurance plan that would result.
Now Available, 25 cents a month Health Insurance*
*some restrictions may apply
Now everyone can have comprehensive affordable health insurance. GOP Plan provides huge benefits. Join now and get these basic benefits!!
A coupon for 50 cents off a bottle of generic aspirin from the pharmacy of your choice
A laminated ID card identifying you as a member of the GOP Health Insurance Family and entitled to all of the benefits thereof.
A pocket friendly list of Funeral Homes that will give the GOP Health Insurance Family member a 5% discount – something you as a covered member will need very quickly
Full protection against diseases like Beriberi.
To provide this level of coverage at this price policies will have a few exclusions which should not impact any member of the Plan.
Maternity Benefits Paternity Benefits
Office Visits with your Doctor Doctor Visits Outside Their Offices
Preventive Services Non-Preventive Services
Prescription Drugs Over the Counter Drugs
Pre-Existing Conditions Future Existing Conditions
Hospital Costs Non-Hospital Costs
Regular lab tests Black Labrador tests
Health care services in
Fuego are just one of the world wide clinics that accept GOP
Plan. Plan sponsors expect doctors in Somalia, the South Pole and
will soon announce that they are accepting GOP Plan participants. Damascus, Syria
For a doctor or hospital nearest you call 1-800-Wedontgiveadamn.