Attorney General is Shocked, Shocked! That People Would Question His Integrity

Just Because He Lied Before Doesn’t Mean He is Lying Now, Does It?

In his testimony before the Senate the saintly and demure and bigoted Attorney General of the United States was outraged that anyone should suggest his meetings with a Russian Ambassador in private while Sessions was a key part of the Trump campaign was in any way improper.

WASHINGTON — Attorney General Jeff Sessions offered an indignant defense on Tuesday against what he called “an appalling and detestable lie” that he may have colluded with the Russian effort to interfere in the 2016 election, but he declined during an often contentious Senate hearing to answer central questions about his or President Trump’s conduct.

Of course the fact that Sessions had not disclosed that meeting and in fact lied about having it until the WaPo found out about should in no way give anyone cause to think he was lying now.