Or Would Be If We Had It
In the Presidential campaign Donnie Trumpie promised he would withdraw from NAFTA, the worst agreement ever along with worst agreements ever like the
Iran deal, the
TPP, the refugee deal with Australia
and all those other worst deals ever.
But apparently after a phone call with the leaders of Mexico and Canada he changed his mind. Here is not the transcript.
Trump: Well just so you know, nothing, I mean nothing you can say will change my mind on having the
withdraw from and end NAFTA. I am 100%
on this, it’s a campaign promise.
Trump: Well, ok I will listen a little more..
Trump: Well, it won’t hurt to listen to you on NAFTA.
Trump: You guys are really making sense. Where to you think we should start?
Trump: I like that, a win-win. What else you got?
Trump: I am a fighter, aren’t I. But hey Mex, what about all those plants moving to your country. Will you try and stop that?
Trump: Uh, that doesn’t sound completely right, but as you say I am probably the smartest man ever to be President so if you say so that’s good enough for me.
Alright, I am going to announce we are just re-negotiating the NAFTA treaty and that
will pay for the hotel bill at Trump Montreal where we can start. I hope you guys don’t think I was too rough
on you, but I had to get a great deal for America.