Why Mitt Romney is Likable

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney being "likable" or that he "relates well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain this "likablility."

Top Ten Reasons Why Mitt Romney is So Likeable

1. Has been on every side of every major issue.  Whatever your position, Mitt either agrees with it today, agreed with it in the past or will agree with it in the future.  It is impossible to disagree with Mitt.

2. Has a tax plan that will save himself at least $100 million in Estate Taxes.  His children and grand children will not have to live in abject poverty.

3. Fights high taxes by paying a lower effective tax rate than most middle class Americans.

4. Has a world wide view, with investments in Swiss Banks and the Cayman Islands he demonstrates a clear vision of world affairs as far as secret bank accounts are concerned.

5. Showed great judgment in choosing his parents, wealthy folks who could give Mitt every possible advantage.  Can’t understand why everyone doesn’t do that.

6. Provides a multi-car underground garage complete with elevator for poor, unfortunate automobiles that would otherwise have to spend the nights on the streets.

7. Has great math skills; will balance the budget by cutting taxes and increasing defense spending, just like Ronald Reagan did.

8. In addition to business skills, he has a superb background in science.  He invented a time machine that allowed him to go back in time and retire retroactively.

9. Loves America so much that he is a native son of Michigan, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Utah and California.

10. Like all Americans gets great joy from simple pleasures of firing people which he says he loves and giving jobs to illegal immigrants to do his yard work.