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The man who was jailed for hacking the phones of celebrities and crime victims in
has been ordered to name names. In an unusual coincidence, the senior management of the News Corp, Rupert Murdoch’s news empire that owned the paper involved in the hacking will be having their management retreat in a place described by a spokesman as “any resort that does not have any extradition treaties.” Fox News, also owned by the Murdoch group completed its 17th consecutive day of not commenting on the scandal. Britain
Ron Paul, the Libertarian House Member and Presidential Candidate, whose radical ideas will prevent him from being considered as a serious Presidential candidate said that “Rick Perry makes him, Ron Paul, look like a moderate”. No Wait, that one is true.