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Botox wins US approval as bladder treatment

And The Dismal Political Economist thought he was the only one with wrinkles on his bladder.

Rick Perry, new GOP frontrunner

And this surprises exactly who?

Slower mail could save Postal Service $1.5B

You mean they could make it slower? (That was a cheap shot, The Dismal Political Economist apologizes.)

Japan to Offer Billions in Loans to Help Weaken the Yen



But Can He Turn a Weak Currency
Into A Strong One?



See, a weak currency stimulates exports.  So why do U. S. economists say they want a strong dollar and export growth?  Stupidity, ignorance, lack of knowledge?  Pick one, but only one.

Romney will offer blueprint next month for adding jobs

Tax cuts for the wealthy; tax cuts for corporations, tax cuts for the wealthy, capital gains tax cuts, tax cuts for the wealthy, estate tax cuts, tax cuts for the wealthy, and most of all, tax cuts for the wealthy.  Sorry, hope we didn’t rule the suspense or the surprise.

France Unveils Plan to Boost Revenue, Cuts Growth Forecast

France will be raising taxes on the rich, and a leading business leader says "The rich must contribute more than the poor",  thus explaining in 8 words why Conservatives hate the French.

Budget agency projects slow growth, high joblessness

This is the Congressional Budget Office is out with its regular August economic forecast, demonstrating that some Economics Ph. D’s have an amazing grasp of the obvious.