Why This Forum Will Not Publish on December 25

Didn’t Happen, But Could

[Editor's note:  Once again the DPE steps over the line.]

The National Association of Professional Victims

1642 K Street

Washington, DC  20302

From the Desk of Sarah Palin

Founding Member

Dear Dismal Political Economist:

It has come to our attention that in previous years you have published commentary on Christmas Day.  This letter is to inform you that we are aware of this, that we will not tolerate this in the future and that if you continue to conduct your War on Christmas by publishing on Christmas Day we shall have to take action.

Christmas is the national holiday of our national religion, the only true religion.  Liberal/Socialist/Commies like you think that the idea of Freedom of Religion means you can practice any old religion you want, or no religion at all and that Freedom of Speech allows you to express your opinion openly and honestly.   This is not true, that is not what is in the Constitution and Freedom of Religion really means that Todd and I get to practice our religion by imposing it on you.  This is for your own good.  And that Freedom of Speech thingee is reserved only for people like that Duck guy, to condemn the horrible people like gays, blacks, ect.

Jesus loves you, but Todd and I and Bill O’Reilly and the rest of the deeply devoutly religious people in the country think you are a flaming ***hole.

Merry Christmas you blasphemer, may you rot in hell.

Your loving, caring and compassionate friend

Sarah