Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Fox News Pontificator Megy Kelly Declares Santa Claus Was White

Fox News – Reaching a Low That Many Thought Was Impossible

The faux news channel, Fox News has always been reaching for new lows in pseudo reporting and they just may have reached a new world record.  In fact we think they have re-taken the lead for the title of worst cable news network ever from MSNBC.

On Wednesday night Megyn Kelly declared on her Fox News show that both Santa Claus and Jesus were white. Discussing a piece in Slate by Aisha Harris about a black versus white Santa, Kelly that "just because it makes you feel uncomfortable it doesn't mean it has to change." 

"You know, I've given her her due. Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change," Kelly said. "Jesus was a white man, too. It's like we have, he's a historical figure that's a verifiable fact, as is Santa, I just want kids to know that. How do you revise it in the middle of the legacy in the story and change Santa from white to black?"

Okay, we’ll leave aside from now whether or not Jesus was white, after all the photographic evidence is mixed and not conclusive.  In some of the photos He looks a little dark, sort of like a Middle East native, which is what He was. But we do have this rather startling message for Ms. Kelly.

Santa Claus is a Fictional Character You Blithering Idiot

There now. doesn’t everyone feel better.

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