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President Trump today announced that he would award Acting* Attorney General Jeff
the Racist Session the Nixon Medal for Mendacity for his success in committing perjury during
his confirmation hearings. The President
acknowledged that in his administration everyone told lies as a matter of
policy, but so far only Beau the Confederate had lied under oath in a
sufficient manner to justify perjury accusations.
Almost all of the administration
applauded the news, and Speaker of the House ‘Holier Than Thou Paul Ryan’ said
he agreed. “After all, Sessions is not a
Democrat” the Speaker said clarifying the point that if a Democrat had done
what Sessions had done “the investigations would be 24/7 and televised on a
special Fox News cable channel set up to show inquisitions of Democrats.”
But there was one objection. Commie** Kellyanne Conway said she was hurt
and disappointed that she would not be similarly honored. “I been lying my ass off for months for this
administration” she did not say “and all I got is this lousy T shirt that says
buy Ivanka on it”.
*Because he doesn’t seem to be a
real AG despite being nominated and confirmed.
**Given this nickname because she
acts like a press rep from the old Soviet Union.
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