Putting the Affordable Back Into Affordable Care
Despite coming up with a health care plan regarded
unfavorably by 83% of the American public the Republicans keep trying to make
it worse. In the event they succeed this
site has learned the details of the health insurance plan that would result.
Now Available, 25 cents a month Health
Insurance*
*some restrictions may apply
Now everyone can
have comprehensive affordable health insurance.
GOP Plan provides huge benefits.
Join now and get these basic benefits!!
A coupon for 50
cents off a bottle of generic aspirin from the pharmacy of your choice
A laminated ID card
identifying you as a member of the GOP Health Insurance Family and entitled to
all of the benefits thereof.
A pocket friendly
list of Funeral Homes that will give the GOP Health Insurance Family member a
5% discount – something you as a covered member will need very quickly
Full protection
against diseases like Beriberi.
To provide this
level of coverage at this price policies will have a few exclusions which
should not impact any member of the Plan.
*EXCLUSIONS
Maternity
Benefits Paternity
Benefits
Office
Visits with your Doctor Doctor
Visits Outside Their Offices
Preventive
Services Non-Preventive
Services
Prescription
Drugs Over
the Counter Drugs
Pre-Existing
Conditions Future
Existing Conditions
Hospital
Costs Non-Hospital Costs
Regular lab
tests Black
Labrador tests
Health care services in Tierra Del
Fuego are just one of the world wide clinics that accept GOP
Plan. Plan sponsors expect doctors in Somalia , the South Pole and Damascus , Syria
will soon announce that they are accepting GOP Plan participants.
For a doctor or hospital nearest you call 1-800-Wedontgiveadamn.
No comments:
Post a Comment