Real Fake News That Could be True
Last week the Special Counsel indicted a group of Russians who allegedly illegally interfered in the 2016 election. Today the President said that he would pardon all of those so charged but apparently did so because he is confused.
“Everyone deserves their day in court, and the charges against the Russians that they harassed some women is just not fair so I will pardon them so they can get on with their lives and believe me they are good people and I am happy to give them a strong job recommendation.”
After issuing the statement the President was advised that these were not wife beaters, but foreign agents who attempted to disrupt the 2016 election. “Why didn't somebody tell me?” he shouted and went on to ask the FBI if they could determine that the Russians were wife beaters also so he could pardon them.