As Good as a Confession
In Trump's world the wife abuser is the victim and if he denies doing anything, well he is innocent of anything. So now we have Rob Porter's denial story, a laugh out loud moment.
Gosh, where to start? First of all apparently there was no door for her to run into, running into the door being the traditional explanation of injuries to a battered spouse. . But we really like the part where this was the first time they had a physical altercation. See in the normal world, where husbands don't abuse wives there is no 'first time' for physical altercation. And now for the second wife.
Trumpie has stated that accusations like this ruin people's lives. In the case of Rob Porter we can only hope it does.