Donnie to Start Presidency with Working Round the Clock (Not!)- Three Day Weekend (Yes!!)

Needs to Rebuild Stockpile of Vitriol Hater in Chief Did Not Say

Remember when Donnie the Trump was going to do a whole lot of things on day 1.  Well day 1 is coming and Donnie is going to take a nice short vacation.

Trump's first day on the job

"Donald Trump will be inaugurated on Friday, but he’ll consider his first day on the job to be Monday.

The detail emerged after he sat down with British and German journalists over the weekend and offered up his thoughts on a wide range of topics.

“I mean my day one is gonna be Monday because I don’t want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration,” he said."

See, being President is hard work, hard work and that's not what Trump signed for. Actually Trumpie the majority of us would not mind if you took the next four years off.