Trump Furious At Being Upstaged by Irma

Announces Plans to Ban Hurricanes During His Presidential Tenure

Washington (Fake News). Donald Trump is apparently displeased with his White House Staff because they allowed him to be crowded off the headline news by the impact of Hurricane Irma in Florida. Various sources reported the former real estate mogul as pacing the White House briefing room and profanely shouting at the Weather Channel because his name was not being mentioned on either broadcast or cable TV.

The Bullmaster of the Executive Branch did issue a statement in which he called upon Congress to ban hurricane coverage in the media whenever the President was tweeting or foaming at the mouth. “This is not something I should have to endure” he said to friends and vowed to fire anyone who mentioned hurricanes before they also talked about his big electoral victory and the record crowds at the Inauguration.

In a related development tape emerged of Trump getting off of a bus and telling the driver and baggage man that he would 'grab the pussy of that bitch Irma' if he ever saw her.  In the meantime he ordered a search and rescue team to find out where hurricane denier Rush Limbaugh had gone to hide.