Rush Limbaugh Slinks Out of Florida

Hurricane Denier Runs For Them Thar Hills

No one paid much attention to Rush Limbaugh's rant that the hurricane scare was just hype to sell bottled water because no one pays much attention to what the Rushball says anyway. Rush moved his show to Florida a while back, probably because it is an income tax free state that has easy access to the illegal drug market.

Anyway not that Rush realized his butt could drown he hightailed it out of Florida to parts unknown.

“May as well… announce this. I’m not going to get into details because of the security nature of things, but it turns out that we will not be able to do the program here tomorrow,” Limbaugh said Thursday. “We’ll be on the air next week, folks, from parts unknown.”

Limbaugh said the show will be back on the air Monday, but to be on the air Friday would be “legally impossible” for them do to the show out of South Florida.

Notice the lame excuse, it would be 'legally' impossible to do the show out of Florida. And notice he won't tell anyone where he is going we just hope it's not a strip mall near you.