Donald Trump Says Michael Flynn Was Treated Unfairly - Presumably by Donald Trump

Since Donald Trump was the one who fired Flynn

Confused, you will be even more after you read this

At a news conference recently Donald Trump fumed and whined that his national security adviser Michael Flynn was treated unfairly. Although Trumpie did not say who treated him unfairly, since Donald Trump was the one who fired Flynn it must have been Donald Trump doing the unfair thing. This was confirmed by tweets not sent by Donald Trump at Donald Trump accusing Donald Trump of being unfair.

@Donald the Unfair.  Donald Trump was grossly unfair to Michael Flynn, a great Russian American supporter.  Donald Trump should use his executive power to reverse what Donald Trump did.

12:50 a.m. Feb 17

@Donald the Fair.  Just another left wing conspiracy with Donald Trump calling me unfair.  Michael Flynn did the worst thing anyone in my administraton could do, he got caught.  

12:59 a.m. Fevb 17

@Donald the Unfair.  If Donald Trump had any sense of decency he would not have fired Flynn.  Flynn was just doing what he was told to do, and he should get credit for at least trying to lie his way out of it.

1:30 a.m. Feb 17

@Donald the Fair.  I knew he was a lousy liar when he told me how well he was liked and how good a manager he was, but I am also a lousy liar so I figured he could pull it off like I do, but he didn't.

1:48 a.m. Feb 17

@Donald the Unfair.  Well he would not have been caught if you had just had Sessions cover everything up.

2:16 a.m. Feb 17

@Donald the Fair.  Sessions was too busy planning how he was going to gut civil rights bills, suppress minority voting, jail homos and argue the courts had no jurisdiction over anything I do.  Besides he had not been confirmed yet.

2:44 a.m. Feb 17

@Donald the Unfair.  Well just because he hadn't been confirmed didn't mean he couldn't act as AG just  because Flynn was a private citizen didn't mean he could not undermine the Obama sanctions.  You namby pamby

3:15 a.m. Feb 17

@Donald the Fair:  This criticism of Donald Trump by Donald Trump has got to stop.  People will think just because it looks like I don't know what I am doing that I don't know what I am doing.  So unfair, so bad.  Kellyanne, go on TV and hawk up some good things about Ivanka's products, that will distract people.

4:22 a.m. Feb 17