Explaining to Them What He Did to Increase Illness and
Disease for Low Income Families
For Paul Ryan, the House plan to eviscerate Medicaid is the
culmination of a lifelong dream.
Harming, even causing the death by lack of health care for low income
people appears to be his holy grail, something he can now see happening. So we wondered how he would explain this to
his children. If they did ask it might
go something like this.
Children: Daddy, what
did you do at work today?
Paul: Well I have
just about completed a law that would leave millions of boys and girls just
like you and their parents without health care.
Everyone is very proud of me. With luck and the good Lord willing over 24 million people will lose health care after we finish.
Children: But what
happens when they get sick?
Paul: They are just
going to have to suffer. See those
people are just lazy and worthless and don’t deserve government supported
health care. Government should not be
providing health care anyway, and if it does it should be only to good
people. And good people are not poor or
disabled.
Children: But mommy
says the government helps provide us with health care help and that is why we have
to go and get shots and can see a doctor when we don’t feel good.
Paul: Well that’s
because I have worked all my life in government, not like those poor people who
have decided to work at low paying jobs.
See government gives me a job because I try to help a lot of rich people
get even richer so they can employ those other people, it’s called trickle down
economics. We help people like our old
friend Mitt make millions a year so he can pay $7.25 an hour for people to
clean his house and fix his pool, although don't tell anyone, but we think they are not legal residents of this country. That's okay, Mitt needs them. Remember,
Mitt has a lot of houses so he employs a lot of maids and cleaning people.
Children: What if
those people get sick?
Paul: Then they can
go and wait in the emergency room and after 8 or 10 hours they may see someone
who can help them. That wait is good for
them, cause if they are just kinda sick and not facing, you know, death and maybe
they will go home and take some aspirin and not bother the good doctors and
nurses who are busy treating people who have real health insurance.
Children: Is that a lot of people?
Paul: Well it’s tens
of millions but I hope the make it a lot more.
We are a very religious family and as you know the Bible tells us that
we help poor people by keeping them from just getting health care and not going
to work just because they are sick or dead.
Children: God must
really love you for doing all this!
Paul: Yeah, we are
kinda special that way. And I just hope when you grow up you can help us take away Medicare from old people. We'll teach them to stand on their own two feet and pay for every dime of their health care. They will be free at least, free of government tyranny giving them health care that only people like us deserve.