Politico: Trump Believes Thousands of Voters Bused From Massachusetts to New Hampshire to Fraudulently Vote

Real Story:  Thousands of Boaters Bused to New Hampshire 

From Politico we have one of the more bizarre stories of the year, which is saying quite a bit.

“As soon as the door closed and the reporters allowed to observe for a few minutes had been ushered out, Trump began to talk about the election, participants said, triggered by the presence of former New Hampshire Sen. Kelly Ayotte, who lost her reelection bid in November and is now working for Trump as a Capitol Hill liaison, or “Sherpa,” on the Supreme Court nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch.

The president claimed that he and Ayotte both would have been victorious in the Granite State if not for the “thousands” of people who were “brought in on buses” from neighboring Massachusetts to “illegally” vote in New Hampshire.

According to one participant who described the meeting, “an uncomfortable silence” momentarily overtook the room.”

Wow, what a story!  And of course we mean story in the definition of Wow, what a fib!

But no one should accuse Trumpman of just making stuff up.  See it turns out that last year near the election thousands of people in Massachusetts chartered buses to take them to New Hampshire to go boating, and the headline in the newspaper said

 “Thousands of Massachusetts Residents Bus to New Hampshire to Boat”

A few of the thousands of voters boaters on their way to
New Hampshire to vote boat illegally

Trump, who as we all know now is not the smartest pickle in the jar just confused boaters with voters.

When asked about the confusion Soviet Sean Spicer (so nicknamed because of his resemblance to a Soviet era press person who lies constantly) said “The President saw the story and he knew perfectly well that the lying media was using the term “boaters” as a code word for “voters”.  Spicer said anyone who disagrees with the President on this story just wants America to be defenseless against terror attacks and is helping the enemy whom he identified as radical Muslim extremists and federal judges.

Later on cable TV, which for unexplained reasons still has her on, Commie Conway (so nicknamed because of her resemblance to a Soviet era press person who lies constantly) said that the President was entitled to this alternative interpretation of the story and then proudly showed off her new Ivanka Trump outfit, hand sewn in Outer Mongolia by little pre-teen girls and available at fine department stores nationwide for the modest price of $395.00.