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Donnie the Trump has told friends he will be appointing the family dog, Spot to head the Interior Department. The reason for this, Trump has said, is that he knows the dog very well, the dog obeys most of the time and the dog is clearly qualified to be the head of a cabinet department.
Trump apparently is following up on the success of his appointment of his personal physician to head the Veterans Department. In that situation a person with no administrative experience will head one of the largest parts of the federal government. Trump has commented on this appointment by saying that anyone who can stick his finger up my ass is someone I want near me in government service.