Trump Attorney Says He Paid Porn Star Out of His Own Pocket to Defend Trump

Just Paid $130k Out of His Role as a Human Being

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For the past several years we have had a series of unbelievable situations involving Donnie, but now we have the most hilarious momment of all.  Earlier this year it was revealed that Trump's lawyer had set up a separate company and paid a porn star to keep her quiet about her claims that she had been involved with Trump in a naughty way.

Now the lawyer, and we are not making this up, says he paid the money out of his own funds out of the goodness of his heart.

Cohen reportedly created a private LLC to pay Clifford just weeks before the 2016 election. The money was allegedly intended to buy her silence over a reported 2006 sexual encounter with Trump.

Cohen told the Times that, “Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford, and neither reimbursed me for the payment, either directly or indirectly.”

The mystery of course is why or how Trump inspires such loyalty that his attorney would tell such a story.  As for credibility, anyone who believes this is ready to buy a bridge connecting Brooklyn and Manhattan, or get huge money from a Nigerian prince.