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It took a week,
but Donnie has now come
out and said that he is opposed to spousal abuse.
WASHINGTON
— One week after Rob Porter, his staff secretary, resigned amid
spousal abuse allegations, President Trump on Wednesday said he was
“totally opposed to domestic violence,” his first condemnation of
the alleged conduct behind a scandal that has engulfed the White
House.
Reports from people inside the White
House, who refused to be identified because they were mortified that
they were working in the White House confirmed the story and said
that yes, Trumpie did think beating one's wife was not a good thing,
and that if someone did that they should probably have to give up
dessert for a Tuesday lunch.
The reason it apparently took so long
for Trump to speak out on domestic violence is that he wanted to
hear both sides of the issue. He feels that there are good people on both sides, both wife beaters and victims. While he knew the pro's for hitting
one's wife, he was not familiar with the con's and initially did not
understand why such behavior was being condemned. The Donner told
associates that some of his best friends were wife beaters and that
hitting women was a talent he looked for in hiring for his private
company and for people in high level positions in the White House.
It was only after he thought about it
long and hard did Trumper realize that giving a wife a black eye
might not be good. He had talked about the issue with many of the
right wing religious leadership and they had told him that as long as
he appointed conservative judges and cut taxes for the wealthy Jesus
really didn't care about this other stuff. But later he looked up
the definition of a hypocrite and admitted there might be a little
truth to the position that maybe a serial wife assaulter should not
be that close to him, although he certainly hoped for such a person
to have a great life and said he would be proud to provide a glowing
recommendation.
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| Jonathan Ernst/Reuters Currently charged wife beater Rob Porter with enabler Gen. John Kelly (Ret) There is no truth to the report that Kelly had to tell Porter that no, he could not beat up Melania just because he was twice divorced and had no current wife to strike. |
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