When Did Jimmy Kimmel Become a Better Spokesperson Than Any Democrat

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The Moore Candidacy is Over, But Voters Must Continue to Learn From It

For some reason Alabama Senate candidate and credibly accused sexual predator Roy Moore has picked a fight with late night host Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel of course is very articulate and he has a whole bunch of writers behind him. For Moore is was a shellacking he well deserved.

“It doesn’t fit your stereotype, but I happen to be a Christian too. I made my first holy communion, I was confirmed, I pray, I support my church, one of my closest friends is a priest, I baptized my children. Christian is actually my middle name. I know that’s shocking, but it’s true. So if you’re open to, when we sit down, I will share with you what I learned at my church. At my church, forcing yourself on underaged girls is a no-no. Some even consider it to be a sin.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

Moore has made the mistake of calling out a man who is not cowed, not afraid, and unless Moore chickens out (like we know he will) Kimmel is willing to confront him.

Mr. Kimmel said he was spoiling for a fight with Mr. Moore.

“Maybe when you say, ‘Come down to Alabama and we’ll do it man to man,’ maybe that means you’re challenging me to a fight, which is kind of what it sounds like. And if you are, I accept, by the way. I accept that invitation. There is no one I would love to fight more than you. I will put my Christian values aside, just for you and for that fight.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

Your move Roy, we expect it will be leaving town with your prehensile tail between your legs.