It Doesn’t Get Much Funnier Than This
When Newt Gingrich weighed in on his chances in the Iowa Caucuses he said this
Newt Gingrich said today he doesn't expect to win the
caucuses tomorrow night, but will declare victory because he has survived an onslaught of negative advertising Iowa
And in a related development Mr. Gingrich drew upon his expertise as a historian to declare Napoleon the victor at
because, as Mr. Gingrich put, Napoleon survived an onslaught of negative advertising. Napoleon only seemed to lose, according to Newt because the British took out negative ads about the French in all the European papers. Waterloo
As far as global warming is concerned, Mr. Gingrich said this
when asked to explain his position on global warming, he delivered a new line.
“I’m an amateur paleontologist,” Gingrich said. “I spend a lot of time looking at the Earth’s temperature for a very long time. I’m a lot harder to convince than just looking at a computer model.”
And while everyone agrees that Mr. Gingrich is an amateur at many things, no one really thinks paleontology is one of them.