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“Very Big Position” says Trump as He Announces This is
Consideration Only
News That Didn’t Happen, But Will
Maro Largo Fl (API) Dec.
3, 2106. Donald Trump today announced
that he is considering appointing New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie as Assistant
to the Head Doorman at Trump Tower. The so-called
President Elect said Christie has the perfect temperament to be a NYC doorman,
and although he cannot be considered for the top doorman position Trump feels
that with enough experience in opening the door, calling a cab and groveling in
general Christie could go far.
“I can see him at the White House serving tea” Trump
tweeted.
Christie said he is honored to be considered for the “position,
and said his only condition was not to serve in Jersey where, as he put it, “Sewer
rats have a higher positive rating than I do, although to be fair most have
lead better public service lives than I have.”
A spokesman for the Sewer Rats Coalition of New York and New Jersey
declined comment other than to note that sewer rats are offended at being in
the same category as Christie.
Mitt Romney is said to be disappointed, commenting to friends that he sucked up twice to Trump and thought he had the inside track here.
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