The Dismal Political
Economist does not believe that the news part (as opposed to the editorial
part, or what is known as the ‘Fantasy Division) of the Wall Street Journal has
much of a sense of humor. So he assumes
that this report on J. P. Morgan winning an award for its
handling of its huge trading loss (($6 billion or so and counting) is a
serious story.
The
latest moniker for the "London
whale" affair: award-winning.
J.P.
Morgan Chase & Co., the nation's largest bank by assets, added
another notch on its belt Thursday night, winning an award for "best
crisis management," the second time in three years it has taken the prize.
Yes, it would appear to be that the investment
industry has honored J. P. Morgan for sustaining a massive trading loss. Yes we know the award is for managing the
problem, but the only way J. P. Morgan had a chance to manage the problem was
because they created the problem in the first place.
The massive banks in the United States through greed,
mismanagement and just plain stupidity helped created the worst economic mess
since the great depression. Millions of
Americans, none of whom had any responsibility for the problems suffered
greatly. To the banks though, this is
just one great big joke.
"J.P.
Morgan Chase is winning for its handling of the $6.2 billion trading loss by
the London
whale last year," said the event's host, CNN anchor Ali Velshi. "I
would say that's what you call making lemonade out of lemons." Kathy Hu,
an executive director in J.P. Morgan's investor-relations department, accepted
the award and quipped: "Can I just say, 'Crisis? What crisis?' "
Gosh Kathy, nice comment. And maybe next year you can win for your handling of being named one of the biggest and most insensitive assholes on Wall Street.
And lest anyone think that the industry is lacking compassion,
there is this.
The
bank beat out fellow nominees Chevron Corp., which struggled with a refinery fire
last year, and St. Jude
Medical Inc., which battled problems with a heart
device.
Well folks at Chevron and St. Jude, there’s always
next year. Maybe your inept, incompetent
and avaricious management can manage to kill a few thousand people and then
get an award for a great PR job explaining it away. We’re rooting for you.
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